It Says Here You’re A Bitch Ugly Christmas Sweater: Hilarious, Bold & Holiday-Ready
The It Says Here You’re A Bitch Ugly Christmas Sweater is the kind of chaotic holiday humor people secretly love playful, sassy, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

At the center of the It Says Here You’re A Bitch Ugly Christmas Sweater is a black cat wearing a Santa hat and festive bow, calmly reading a book as if it’s about to deliver holiday wisdom until you spot the iconic line printed clearly beneath: “It says here you’re a bitch.” Surrounding the cat is a polished Christmas pattern featuring snowflakes, ornaments, reindeer, Santa icons, tiny houses, and a mix of classic red-green-white colors that keep the design cheerful while still letting the bold humor shine.
The true charm of this piece is how effortlessly it blends humor with eye-catching Christmas artwork. It’s not just funny, it’s genuinely festive and beautifully patterned. Whether you want to win the office “ugly sweater” contest or give your group chat something to talk about, this design delivers.
It’s also a perfect gift for cat enthusiasts, meme fans, or that one friend who always dishes out sarcasm. Soft, comfortable, and warm, it works for indoor events, winter hangouts, holiday photos, or simply lounging with a cup of cocoa while preparing for the busiest time of year. If you’ve ever wanted a sweater that instantly sets the tone fun, bold, and unapologetically cheeky, this is it.
The It Says Here You’re A Bitch Ugly Christmas Sweater brings together everything people love about the holidays: humor, personality, and unforgettable style. It stands out, sparks laughter, and makes every event more memorable. If you’re ready to turn heads and deliver the funniest holiday outfit of the season, this sweater belongs in your wardrobe.



