Baja Be Thy Blast Hat
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Looking to crown your devotion to Baja Blast with a head-turning piece? The Baja Be Thy Blast Hat is more than just a cap—it’s a bold confession of faith in flavor. Perfect for casual hangs, late-night drive-thrus, or spontaneous fast food pilgrimages, this hat delivers peak vibes for the Baja Blast faithful.
Baja Be Thy Blast Hat: The Ultimate Statement for Soda Disciples and Divine Drip Seekers
This black cap features bold, embroidered text that mimics both the classic Baja Blast branding and a clever twist on the opening line of the Lord’s Prayer. “Our Father, Who Art in Heaven / Baja be thy Blast” appears across the crown in crisp, light-blue lettering. The playful contrast between sacred language and soda worship creates a memorable visual that’s equal parts ironic and iconic. With a curved brim, structured front, and adjustable strap in the back, this hat is built for comfort while making a humorous, irreverent style statement. Whether you’re wearing it out of genuine soda loyalty or just to get a laugh, it’s guaranteed to spark conversation.
This hat draws from the cult status of Mountain Dew’s Baja Blast, a tropical lime-flavored soda with an almost mythical fanbase. By parodying religious language, the design taps into internet culture’s favorite blend of absurdist humor and pop-culture worship. It’s a hat made for the modern age—where memes, branding, and blasphemy all blur into fashion.
Claim your spot in the Church of Citrus. Add the Baja Be Thy Blast Hat to your wardrobe and let your soda allegiance be known from the brim up.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
