Crayon Eater Military Funny Veteran Hat
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Crayon Eater Military Funny Veteran Hat – Bold, Humorous, and Proudly Patriotic
Looking for a cap that shows off your military pride and a great sense of humor? The Crayon Eater Military Funny Veteran Hat is exactly what you need. Whether you’re a proud veteran, an active-duty service member, or just someone who loves military humor, this hat brings laughter and personality to your everyday wear.
The Crayon Eater Military Funny Veteran Hat is designed for those who appreciate bold style and inside-joke military humor. Featuring high-quality embroidery of a tough-looking soldier chomping down on crayons, this cap captures a long-running joke in the armed forces, particularly among the Marine Corps community. Above the graphic, the words “CRAYON EATER” are boldly stitched, making this hat an instant conversation starter and a lighthearted way to connect with others who’ve served.
Why should you grab the Crayon Eater Military Funny Veteran Hat? Because it’s more than just a hat—it’s a statement. It shows you’re proud of your service, not afraid to laugh at yourself, and always ready to bond with your brothers and sisters in arms. It makes an awesome gift for veterans, active-duty Marines, or anyone who appreciates military culture and dark humor. It also serves as a great icebreaker or morale booster, especially among those who know the meaning behind the joke.
In conclusion, the Crayon Eater Military Funny Veteran Hat is the perfect blend of humor, toughness, and military tradition. It’s a must-have for veterans with a sense of humor and anyone who wants to celebrate military culture in a fun, memorable way. Wear it with pride, and let the crayons fall where they may!
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
