Not everyone was meant for the outdoors. Some of us were born with a natural calling—to stay inside, boot up the family PC, and dive into a world of endless possibilities. The Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Shirt is a hilariously relatable piece of clothing for every internet kid who grew into an internet adult.
Embrace Your True Nature with the Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Shirt
This black tee features a retro-style illustration of a smiling cartoon computer, complete with arms, shoes, and a friendly wave. Above and below the character is the slogan: “Ever Since I Was A Small Child / I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer.” The design mimics old-school computer ads mixed with Saturday morning cartoons, printed in bright pastel tones and blocky white font. It’s nostalgic, nerdy, and proudly introverted—a visual tribute to anyone who spent childhood weekends playing video games or browsing early internet forums instead of riding bikes.
Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Shirt
This Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Shirt taps into the millennial and Gen Z collective memory of CRT monitors, dial-up tones, and a deep love for the indoors. It’s both a love letter to internet culture and a self-aware joke about the rise of digital life. In an era where “touch grass” is an insult, this shirt proudly says, “No thanks.”
Celebrate your lifelong bond with the digital world. Grab this Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Shirt and wear your online heritage with pride—indoors, where it belongs.
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