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Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater: Laugh Through the Chaos in Style

The holidays are full of joy, love, and… total chaos. From tangled lights to burnt cookies and last-minute shopping, we’ve all been there. That’s exactly why the Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater exists a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek tribute to everyone surviving the festive season with caffeine, sarcasm, and sheer willpower.

A Bold Design That Says It All

The Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater captures the perfect mix of humor and holiday madness. The centerpiece is a cool skeleton sitting calmly in flames, sipping a cup of coffee labeled “30°C” as if nothing is wrong because hey, it’s the holidays, and we’re all just trying to hold it together.

The vibrant red background bursts with seasonal motifs: reindeer, hearts, snowflakes, and tiny skulls in Santa hats, blending classic Christmas style with gothic comedy. The black-and-white Nordic-inspired borders on the collar, cuffs, and hem add a timeless festive touch, making it a true “ugly sweater” icon that’s anything but ordinary.

Made from a soft, breathable knit fabric, it’s warm enough for chilly nights yet light enough to keep you comfortable during long family gatherings or office parties that never seem to end.

Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater
Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater

The Story Behind the Design

This design was born from a universal truth, no matter how wild life gets, we all smile through it. The Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater celebrates that spirit of dark humor and resilience that keeps us going when things don’t go as planned.

Whether you’re juggling work deadlines before the holidays, dealing with unpredictable relatives, or just trying not to burn dinner (again), this sweater reminds you that it’s okay to laugh through the chaos. It’s a wearable mood for everyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while holding a coffee cup and watching the world burn with style.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Relatable Humor: Perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at life’s messiest moments.
  • Unique Artwork: The flaming skeleton design is bold, witty, and guaranteed to turn heads.
  • Soft & Comfy: Premium knit fabric that’s cozy enough for fireside lounging or party wear.
  • Unisex Fit: Designed to suit everyone comfortable, relaxed, and true to size.
  • Perfect Gift: Great for friends, coworkers, or that one person who says “Everything’s fine” a little too often.

Stay Calm, Look Cool, and Embrace the Chaos

This Christmas, skip the stress and embrace the humor with the Everything Is Fine Ugly Christmas Sweater. It’s more than a fashion statement, it’s a declaration of survival, sass, and self-awareness. Whether you’re attending a holiday party or just binge-watching shows in peace, this sweater keeps your vibe effortless and your attitude unbothered.

So grab your coffee, put on your sweater, and smile through the madness. After all, it’s the holidays and yes, everything is fine.

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

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  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

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Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

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