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I Eat Cement Ugly Christmas Sweater

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I Eat Cement Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Internet’s Weirdest Holiday Statement Piece

The holidays are all about standing out and nothing grabs attention quite like the I Eat Cement Ugly Christmas Sweater. Bold, absurd, and irresistibly funny, this sweater captures the surreal humor of the internet and transforms it into the ultimate festive meme fit.

I Eat Cement Ugly Christmas Sweater
I Eat Cement Ugly Christmas Sweater

Front and center, a pixelated green cat stands proudly next to bags of cement, beneath the phrase “I Eat Cement,” accompanied by its Japanese translation for extra chaotic flair. The cream-colored base is trimmed with bright red cuffs and collar, while small pixel icons of Christmas trees, bells, and cats line the bottom border. A perfect mix of ugly sweater nostalgia and surreal digital humor that looks like it escaped straight from the strangest corner of the internet.

Crafted from soft, breathable knit fabric, this sweater is cozy enough for a night in and bold enough for any ugly sweater contest. The detailed pixel design stays vibrant wash after wash, while the comfortable fit keeps you warm through every awkward family dinner or meme-filled hangout. It’s both stylishly ridiculous and ridiculously stylish.

This isn’t just clothing, it’s performance art. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend with elite meme taste or wearing it yourself to outshine every reindeer and elf in the room, the I Eat Cement Ugly Christmas Sweater guarantees laughs, stares, and screenshots.

So this Christmas, skip the predictable patterns and embrace the absurd. The I Eat Cement Ugly Christmas Sweater is here to remind everyone that the best holiday traditions are the ones that make zero sense and that’s exactly why they’re perfect.

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

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Economy

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  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

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  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
Shipping time for Items shipping internationally (UK, CA, AU):
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  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
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  • Free ship for orders over $400