If I Miss This Jumpshot Hat
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The If I Miss This Jumpshot Hat is a bold statement piece that’s equal parts controversial and cult-classic. It’s dark. It’s daring. And it walks the thin line between satire and seriousness making it a magnet for both laughs and raised eyebrows.
Dark Humor on the Court: The If I Miss This Jumpshot Hat Shoots and Shocks
This black, structured baseball cap features crisp white embroidered lettering that reads: “IF I MISS THIS JUMPSHOT I’LL KILL MYSELF.” The all caps design amps up the intensity, delivering the message in a tone that’s hard to ignore. Made from durable material with a curved brim and adjustable strap, the hat offers classic fit and comfort even if the message is anything but standard.
The phrase is rooted in internet meme culture, often associated with hyper exaggerated emotional stakes during everyday moments like missing a shot at the park or losing in a video game. It’s the kind of joke that captures the overdramatic flair of competitive spirit with tongue firmly in cheek. That said, it also treads dangerous territory, using suicidal language in a comedic context that isn’t universally received with humor.
The If I Miss This Jumpshot Hat is for those who aren’t afraid to mix comedy with controversy. Whether you’re rocking it at pickup games or flexing it as a part of your ironic streetwear rotation, this hat makes sure your fashion game has a point of view even if it’s not a safe one.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
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- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
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- Free Shipping for orders over $200
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- Free ship for orders over $400
