If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are Hat
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Sep 30 - Oct 02
Understated Dread: The If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are Hat
For those who find humor in the chaos, this If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are Hat is the ultimate accessory. It’s a perfectly witty and wearable statement for our times, offering a quiet nod to anyone who feels the same.
This classic dad hat comes in a rich burgundy red, made from comfortable, soft cotton. It features the phrase If only you knew how bad things really are in crisp white embroidery, with an adjustable strap for a perfect fit.
This hat is part of a modern trend of ironic, anti inspirational fashion. Its humor comes from placing a darkly existential phrase on a casual, everyday accessory, creating a piece of deadpan social commentary that is both funny and relatable.
The If Only You Knew hat is the perfect gift for your most anxious friend or a treat for your own discerningly pessimistic soul. Order now and let your hat do the talking.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
