It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater: A Naughty Twist on Holiday Cheer

When the holidays roll around, not everyone wants to play it safe. For those who prefer a bit of humor and a touch of mischief in their festive wardrobe, the It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater is here to make a bold statement.

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater
It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater

The It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater stands out with its bright pastel pink color and eye-catching candy cane design tied with a festive red bow. Surrounding the main motif are star-shaped sparkles, snowflake borders, and playful candy patterns that scream Christmas fun. The design is as sweet as it is sassy, perfect for those who enjoy turning tradition upside down with a wink and a smile.

What makes this sweater irresistible isn’t just its eye-popping color palette or its funny message, it’s the confidence it brings. The It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater is for people who aren’t afraid to stand out, who love making others laugh, and who believe that Christmas should be as fun as it is festive. Made from soft, cozy knit material, it keeps you warm without feeling bulky, so you can comfortably enjoy long evenings filled with laughter, food, and maybe a bit of playful chaos. The design stays vivid wash after wash, ensuring that this sweater remains your go-to holiday statement piece year after year.

Looking for a holiday gift that’s a little outside the box? The It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater is perfect for that friend or family member who’s always the life of the party. It’s witty, comfortable, and guaranteed to steal the show at any Christmas event. Give it as a gag gift, a Secret Santa surprise, or simply a fun addition to someone’s winter wardrobe.

This season, leave the ordinary behind and embrace the humor that makes the holidays truly memorable. The It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater captures the fun, cheeky energy of Christmas, combining cozy comfort with unapologetic charm. Slip it on, share some laughs, and get ready to spread festive joy with a twist of sass.

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