Justice for Augustus Shirt

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In a world where chocolate rivers run deep and Oompa Loompas sing cryptic rhymes, one boy’s fate has become the subject of legendary conspiracy: Augustus Gloop. This Justice for Augustus Shirt taps into the darkly humorous cult fascination with the darker side of Roald Dahl’s sugary tale and it does so with all the dramatic flair of a true crime docuseries.

Willy Wonka: Chocolate Factory Owner or Candy-Coated Criminal?

The shirt features two side-by-side images. On the left: Augustus Gloop, the gluttonous yet lovable German boy last seen on June 30, 1971, moments before taking an unsupervised dip in a chocolate river. On the right: Willy Wonka, looking altogether too calm for someone watching a child get sucked into a pipeline. Under Augustus’s photo, the chilling caption “Last seen June 30, 1971.”

Justice for Augustus Shirt

The imagery plays off of classic “missing person” and “true crime” aesthetics, flipping a beloved childhood fantasy into a tongue-in-cheek criminal case. It’s absurd, theatrical, and funny in a way that invites conversation, if not some raised eyebrows.

Whether you’re a fan of vintage movies, true crime parody, or just think Augustus deserved a little more factory tour and a little less near-death experience, this shirt brings the drama with just the right dose of sweetness and sarcasm. Ready to expose the chocolatier-industrial complex? Join the movement and demand answers from the top hat-wearing suspect himself. Grab your Justice for Augustus Shirt now!

 

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