Not today satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nov 05
Nov 10 - Nov 12
Nov 19 - Nov 21
Win the Holidays with the Unforgettable Not today satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
This holiday season, make a statement that’s both hilarious and powerful with the Not today satan Ugly Christmas Sweater. If you’re looking to break away from the traditional and embrace a look that’s full of personality, your search is over. This sweater is the perfect blend of irreverent humor and festive cheer, guaranteed to be the centerpiece of any Christmas party.
The star of the show is the brilliantly bold and humorous graphic. It captures a symbolic “main event” featuring a determined, boxing-gloved Jesus standing victorious over a defeated Satan. Paired with the large, pixelated text “NOT TODAY SATAN,” this design is an instant conversation starter. It’s a lighthearted, fun, and spirited way to tell negativity to take a backseat during the most wonderful time of the year.
Beyond its show-stopping graphic, this garment fully embraces the classic “ugly sweater” vibe. The design is woven into a striking black and red color palette, featuring all the traditional patterns you love. You’ll find festive rows of Christmas trees and intricate geometric zig-zags decorating the shoulders, cuffs, and hem. This nostalgic patterning perfectly frames the central image, creating a look that is both loud and lovingly detailed.
Crafted for all-day festivities, this sweater is made from a soft and comfortable material that keeps you warm without being restrictive. The cozy fabric and classic crewneck cut make it perfect for layering or wearing all on its own. Whether you’re at an office party, a family gathering, or just enjoying a festive night out, you’ll stay comfortable while showing off your unbeatable holiday spirit.
Why blend in when you were born to stand out? This sweater is the ultimate gift for the person in your life with a great sense of humor, or the perfect way to treat yourself to a truly unique holiday piece. Get ready to gather compliments and spread some laughter. Don’t wait—grab your very own Not today satan Ugly Christmas Sweater now and prepare to be the undisputed champion of holiday cheer!
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
