U-Haul Lesbian Hat
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The U-Haul Lesbian Hat is a hilarious nod to one of the most enduring jokes in lesbian culture: moving in together way too fast. Whether you wear it as a badge of honor, a playful warning, or just because you love a good inside joke, this cap is equal parts comedy, truth, and lesbian solidarity.
U-Haul Lesbian Hat: The Ultimate Inside Joke on Moving Fast and Moving In
This stylish cap features the words “U-HAUL LESBIAN” embroidered in bold, black text, mimicking the unmistakable logo of the famous moving truck company. An orange stripe adds an authentic touch, making it look like a legit rental truck advertisement—until you take a closer look. The crisp white background and structured fit give it a clean, classic look, perfect for casual wear, Pride events, or your next suspiciously fast-moving relationship milestone.
The phrase “U-Haul Lesbian” comes from the long-running joke: “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” It pokes fun at the stereotype that lesbian relationships move at lightning speed, often escalating from casual dating to cohabitation in record time. While exaggerated, it’s a well-loved joke in the LGBTQ+ community—because let’s be honest, we all know at least one couple who proved it true.
The U-Haul Lesbian Hat is a must-have for queer women, WLW (women-loving-women) culture enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a solid LGBTQ+ joke. Whether you’re rocking it at Pride, wearing it ironically, or fully embracing your fast-moving tendencies, this hat is a statement piece with personality.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
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- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
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- Free Shipping for orders over $200
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- Free ship for orders over $400
